The museum director asks the new guard, "How's your first day on the job going?" "Great! I've already sold a Picasso and a Rembrandt!"The museum director asks the new guard, "How's your first day on the job going?" "Great! I've already sold a Picasso and a Rembrandt!"Fragt der Museumsdirektor den neuen Wächter: "Wie läuft Ihr erster Arbeitstag?" "Toll! Ich habe schon einen Picasso und einen Rembrandt verkauft!"
The truck driver is asked if he has anything to declare. "No, nothing," he replies. The customs officer opens the tarp of the truck and sees a large elephant with half a sandwich stuck to each side of its belly. "And what is this?" "Damn, are you that picky? Can't you even bring a sandwich anymore?"The truck driver is asked if he has anything to declare. "No, nothing," he replies. The customs officer opens the tarp of the truck and sees a large elephant with half a sandwich stuck to each side of its belly. "And what is this?" "Damn, are you that picky? Can't you even bring a sandwich anymore?"Der Fernfahrer wird gefragt, ob er etwas zu verzollen habe. "Nein, nichts", antwortet er. Der Zöllner öffnet die Plane des Lasters und sieht einen großen Elefanten, dem auf jeder Seite des Bauches ein halbes Brötchen klebt. "Und was ist das?" "Verdammt, sind sie pingelig. Darf man denn jetzt nicht mal mehr ein belegtes Brötchen mitnehmen?"